Annotated lyrics for The Hold Steady song 'Most People Are DJs' - Well hold steady Ybor City. / You're up to your neck in sweat wet confetti. / If you want to get a little light in the heady. / It's gonna have to get a little bit heavy. / We're jamming jetskis into the jetty now. / With some guy who looks like Rocco Siffredi. / And I've heard he's been dead once already. / It's going down right now in Lowertown. / They're skipping off the good ship U.S. S. S. S. S. S. S. sexuality. / Searching for the merchant with the five second delivery. / They're slipping soft rock into the setlist now. / They got some new guy that looks just like Phil Lynott. / We're stumbling but I think we're still in it. / It's a big world, girl and I can't understand it. / We're tiny white specks on a bright blue planet. / I was a teenage ice machine. / I kept it cool in coolers. / And I drank until I dreamed. / When I dreamed, I always dreamed about the scene. / All these kids look like little lambs looking up at me. / I was a twin cities trash bin. / I did everything they'd give me. / I'd jam it in my system. / She got me cornered by the kitchen. / I said I'll do anything but listen to some weird talking chick who just can't understand that we're hot soft spots on a hard rock planet. / Baby take off your beret. / Everyone's a critic and most people are DJs. / And everything gets played. / Working backwards from the doctor to the drugs. / From the packie to the taxi to the cabbie to the club. / A thousand kids will fall in love in all these clubs tonight. / A thousand other kids will end up gushing blood tonight. / Two thousand kids wont get all that much sleep tonight. / Two thousand kids they still feel pretty sweet tonight. / I still feel pretty sweet.